Bottom Text : A Podcast

Self-Induced Brain Damage: That Time We Watched 78 hours of VH1 Reality TV Shows

Siân and Andy return from their great hibernation with all the knowledge of VH1's reality hit shows Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and Daisy of Love -but where have they been? After a quick catch-up on recent vacations to Fort Bragg, and an even quicker discussion on the trauma of short film sets, shady childhood teachers, and Top Gun Maverick, the duo embarks on the ultimate discussion, and with the help of /r/RockofLove they break down some of the biggest moments in reality TV's formative years to give out awards. Big shoutout to all the reddit users who helped with this episode, the Of Love Universe is nothing without it's dedicated fans!

 

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Everybody Knows You’re High

Ricardo joins the battle for our big 4/20 special! This episode the gang light a few and get up in smoke discussing their highest highs and first times hanging with our dear friend Mary Jane! From the jank dank in the basement to the good good from the local neighborhood, the three progressively get more and more high and finally ask the age old question: Can Siân hang? So catch a tag, roll a bag of schwag and try to keep up because we certainly couldn't.

Happy 4/20 y'all 

I’m Da Jokah Baby!

In the quintet-sential episode (get it?), Siân and Andy fill us in on their latest expeditions to Catalina Island and the confusing world of Virtual Reality. Followed by a deep dive into their favorite books and some of the TV shows and movies they've been watching recently. The duo also indulge on some roasted Phoenix during a comparison of two films; 2019's "Joker" and 1982's "The King of Comedy" by Martin Scorsese. Spoilers ahead for not only those films but also Pam and Tommy, Dollface, The Righteous Gemstones, and Love is Blind Season 2! Listen closely for puppy noises!

The Yassification of the Future

The future is now and everything is chrome! In this episode Siân and Andy gaze into their massive crystal balls and make some predictions about the future (turns out the Jonas Brother's knew what was coming). The duo also discuss technology, NFT's, and fashion with what little knowledge they have of them. Come back and give it another listen in 20 years and see what we got right or probably wrong...

Hundred Yard Sprint Down Memory Lane

The dynamic duo has returned and graced us with an all expenses paid trip down memory lane. This week Siân and Andy reminisce and overdose on 2000's nostalgia; Tamagotchi's, Adventure Quest Worlds, Hit Clips, and blue poop are all the rage in this latest episode of Bottom Text: A Podcast.

Neighbor Taking a Shower Interlude

A hold for sound turns into a shitpost. Mics were hot and so were Siân and Andy as they smoke weed, admit to hate crimes, and someone comes out of the closet?! All this and more in what is surely a mistake of an upload.

Not Our First Rodeo

With the start of the new year Siân and Andy take a look back at 2021 and discuss some of their favorite movies, TV shows, games, and music of the year as well as a few other notable moments from the past 12 months. Sit tight and get cozy cuz this one sucks!

Our First Rodeo

From a cozy little apartment reeking of weed and small dogs, two hot Angelenos, Siân and Andy, discuss whatever comes to mind in the first of many thoughtless, acid reflux inducing, performative works of art.